There is a vast world of work out there in this country,
where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone
–many of whom are bored out of their minds.
All day long.
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF — ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’
They live for the weekends,
when they can go do what they really want to do.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway