October 13, 2006
Funny Mark Twain Quote
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
“Congratulations! I knew the record would stand until it was broken.”
- Yogi Berra
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Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.
-Aristotle