Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain

End of Summer Quotes Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? -  Jim Bouton

Funny Famous Baseball Quotes “90% of Baseball is half mental” “Congratulations! I knew the record would stand until it was broken.” - Yogi Berra Like this Inspirational Sports Quote? Send-A-Message | Free E-Cards! or leave your own favorite Sports Quotes in the comments.

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.- Michael Caine

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. -Aristotle

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules. -Ashleigh Brilliant