May 9, 2007

Funny Mothers Day Quote

Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying.
(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.)
I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often.
Usually it makes the kid laugh.
Sometimes it sends him into shock.
Either way it quiets him down.
If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage.
Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and
he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time. 

-P.J. O’Rourke

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    January 25, 2005

    Quotes on Joy and Passion

    Fill your life with as many moments
    and experiences of joy and passion
    as you humanly can.
    Start with one experience and build on it.

    - Marcia Wieder

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