May 9, 2007

Funny Mothers Day Quote

Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying.
(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.)
I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often.
Usually it makes the kid laugh.
Sometimes it sends him into shock.
Either way it quiets him down.
If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage.
Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and
he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time. 

-P.J. O’Rourke

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    May 11, 2006

    Happy Mothers Day

    Mom’s Day Quote

    The real religion of the world
    comes from women much more than from men
    - from mothers most of all,
    who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms.- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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    Mothers Day Quotes

    Mothers Day Quotes

    The moment a child is born, the mother is also born.
    She never existed before.
    The woman existed, but the mother, never.
    A mother is something absolutely new.- Rajneesh

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    January 5, 2005

    Famous Thomas Paine Quotes

    A generous parent would have said,
    “If there must be trouble,
    let it be in my day, that my child
    may have peace.”
    - Thomas Paine
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