June 28, 2007

Dogs Love Babies

Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.


2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby.


3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the ‘Hugging’ process.


4. The “paw slide” …..simply slide paws around baby and prepare fo r possible close-up.

**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality.


Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of
your life!!!

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    February 3, 2007

    Romantic Quotes: Cover You with Love

    I will cover you with love when next I see you,
    with caresses, with ecstasy.
    I want to gorge you with all the joys of the flesh, so that you faint and die.
    I want you to be amazed by me,
    and to confess to yourself that
    you had never even dreamed of such transports….
    When you are old, I want you to recall those few hours,
    I want your dry bones to quiver with joy when you think of them.
    - Gustave Flaubert
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    August 5, 2006

    Quotes on True Love

    True Love Quote

    We should love everyone equally.
    Love cannot be applied to one and not another.
    It’s impossible to love one and hate another.- Lester Levenson
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    January 22, 2005

    Long Inspirational Quote

    Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. These passions, like great winds, have blown me hither and thither, in a wayward course, over a deep ocean of anguish, reaching to the very verge of despair.

    I have sought love, first, because it brings ecstasy—ecstasy so great that I would often have sacrificed all the rest of life for a few hours of this joy. I have sought it, next, because it relieves loneliness—that terrible loneliness in which one shivering consciousness looks over the rim of the world into the cold unfathomable lifeless abyss. I have sought it, finally, because in the union of love I have seen, in a mystic miniature, the prefiguring vision of the heaven that the saints and poets have imagined. This is what I sought, and thought it might seem too good for human life, this is what—at last—I have found.

    With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of men. I have wished to know why the stars shine. And I have tried to apprehend the Pythagorean power by which number holds sway above the flux. A little of this, but not much, I have achieved.

    Love and knowledge, so far as they were possible, led upward toward the heavens. But always pity brought me to earth. Echoes of cries of pain reverberate in my heart. Children in famine, victims tortured by oppressors, helpless old people a hated burden to their sons, and the whole world of loneliness, poverty, and pain make a mockery of what human life should be. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, and I too suffer.

    This has been my life. I have found it worth living, and would gladly live it again if the chance were offered me.
    - Bertrand Russell

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    January 17, 2005

    MLK Jr. Inspirational Quote

    Everybody can be great… because anybody can serve.
    You don’t have to have a college degree to serve.
    You don’t have to make your subject and verb agree to serve.
    You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.

    - Martin Luther King Jr.

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