June 28, 2007

Dogs Love Babies

Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.


2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby.


3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the ‘Hugging’ process.


4. The “paw slide” …..simply slide paws around baby and prepare fo r possible close-up.

**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality.


Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of
your life!!!

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    April 19, 2006

    Quotes on Greatness

    Quote on Being Great

    It is a mistake to imagine that potentially great men are rare.
    It is the conditions that permit the promise of greatness
    to be fulfilled that are rare.
    What is so difficult to achieve is the cultural background
    that permits potential greatness to be converted into actual greatness.

    - Fred Hoyle

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    January 30, 2005

    Inspirational TV Quote

    Inspirational TV Quote
    My dad always used to say,
    “If you’re falling off a cliff,you may as well try to fly.
    You have nothing to lose.”
    - Captain John Sheridan, Babylon 5

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    January 17, 2005

    MLK Jr. Inspirational Quote

    Everybody can be great… because anybody can serve.
    You don’t have to have a college degree to serve.
    You don’t have to make your subject and verb agree to serve.
    You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.

    - Martin Luther King Jr.

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    January 4, 2005

    Inspirational Quote

    Aim for success not perfection…
    Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism.
    Confronting your fears and allowing yourself
    the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you
    a far happier and more productive person.
    - Dr. David Burns
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    January 2, 2005

    Lester Levenson Quote

    If we don’t like
    what’s happening to us in the world,
    all we have to do is change our consciousness
    –And the world out there changes for us!- Lester Levenson

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