Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying.
(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.)
I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often.
Usually it makes the kid laugh.
Sometimes it sends him into shock.
Either way it quiets him down.
If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage.
Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and
he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time.Â
-P.J. O’Rourke
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Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,
Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the wide world over.
- George Cooper
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Inspirational Quote: Mother’s Day Quote
The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men
- from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
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