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Writing is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to those who have none. - Jules Renard

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Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. -Aristotle

Quote for Labor Day The man who doesn’t relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on. - Elbert Hubbard Read more… Labor Day Quote Funny Labor Day Quote

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