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Inspirational Quote: Funny Inspirational Quote The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George Will Buy Inspirational Posters – 20% Off!. Like this inspirational quote? Click below and email this inspirational quote to a friend.

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby

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Funny Inspirational Quote

Funny Inspirational Quote These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I’m going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I’m going to write a novel and a symphony and give all the profits to charity. Then next month, I’ll figure out how to do it.” - Randy Glassberger Like this inspirational quote? Click below [...]

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I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.
Michael J. Fox

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Funny Inspirational Quote The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Unknown Like this Inspirational Quote? Click below and email it to a friend.

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby

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Funny Famous Quote

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. -Aristotle

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Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Quote for Labor Day The man who doesn’t relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on. - Elbert Hubbard Read more… Labor Day Quote Funny Labor Day Quote

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Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Henry Ford

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Football Quotes Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ~ George F. Will More Short Funny Football Quotes Hot Searches:funny college football quotesfunniest college football quotes

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If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

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Funny Simpson’s Quote

Short Funny Simpson’s Quote Marge, you’re as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. - Homer Simpson Like this Simpson’s Quote? Send-A-Message | Free E-Cards! or watch The Simpson’s on TV silly! It’s on at least 3 times a day…

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The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well.
Henry W. Longfellow

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Short Funny Quotes If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. ~ Mel Brooks More Funny Quotes Peanut’s Funny Short Quote Short Funny Movie Quotes

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Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Funny Labor Day Quotes

Funny Labor Day Quotes Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. - Bill Dodds Check out the new inspirational-motivational articles directory

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The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self.
Whitney Young

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Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.
Benjamin Franklin

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