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The nice part about being a pessimist
is that you are constantly being either proven right
or pleasantly surprised.
- George Will
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These motivational tapes have really inspired me!
I’m going to make a million dollars,
buy my own company and retire early.
Then, I’m going to write a novel and a symphony and give all the profits to charity. Then next month, I’ll figure out how to do it.â€
- Randy Glassberger
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The penalty for success
is to be bored by the
people who used to snub you.
- Unknown
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Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.
-Aristotle
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Quote for Labor Day
The man who doesn’t relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then,
is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head
for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.
- Elbert Hubbard
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Football combines the two worst things about America:
it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
~ George F. Will
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Short Funny Simpson’s Quote
Marge, you’re as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
- Homer Simpson
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
~ Mel Brooks
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Funny Labor Day Quotes
Labor Day is a glorious holiday
because your child will be going back to school the next day.
It would have been called Independence Day,
but that name was already taken.
- Bill Dodds
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