The other day I bumped into Santa Claus.
A good bump it was, too!
I ought to have been arrested,
for there is no open season on Santa Claus.
But sometimes a first class collision is an exciting thing.
It will knock the wind out of you,
and it may knock an idea into your head.
True, this Santa Claus did not [...]
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What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed,
and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game….
There is no reason why the field
should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment
by neatly timed disparagements of his wife’s fidelity and his mother’s respectability.
- George Bernard Shaw
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It’s always darkest before the dawn.
So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper,
that’s the time to do it.
- Author Unknown
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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
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How many members of your Sun sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets [...]
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Funny Skiing Quote
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.
- P.J. O'Rourke
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Where there’s a will, there’s a way.
And where there’s a way,
then there’s usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.
- Unknown
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