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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.- Michael Caine

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How many members of your Sun sign does it take to change a light bulb? Aries:  Just one.  You want to make something of it? Taurus:  One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. Gemini:  Two, but the job never gets [...]

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