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Funny Mothers Day Quote

M Anthony — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 20:38:41 +0000

Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.) I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets [...]

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Johnny Carson Inspirational Quote

M. Anthony — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 20:39:57 +0000

Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. - Johnny Carson For more inspirational and motivational quotes, visit “Secrets of [...]

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Funny Football Quotes

M Anthony — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 20:38:29 +0000

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi Post from: Inspirational Quotes - Home of the Motivational PostersFunny Football Quotes Hot Searches:football funny quotes and sayingsfunny football quotesRelated posts: Funny Football – Baseball Quotes Funny College Football Quotes Inspirational Bible Quotes

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Inspirational Quotes: Santa wasn’t happy

M Anthony — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:40:42 +0000

The other day I bumped into Santa Claus. A good bump it was, too! I ought to have been arrested, for there is no open season on Santa Claus. But sometimes a first class collision is an exciting thing. It will knock the wind out of you, and it may knock an idea into your [...]

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Inspirational Quotes – Funny Baseball Saying

M Anthony — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 07:38:20 +0000

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game…. There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife’s fidelity and his mother’s [...]

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Inspirational Quotes: Funny Quote

M. Anthony — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 07:38:53 +0000

Inspirational Quotes: Funny Quote It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. - Author Unknown inspiration Funny Quotes inspirational quote blog Like this Funny Inspirational Quote?? Send-A-Message! or leave your own favorite Funny Quotes in the comments. Post from: Inspirational Quotes - [...]

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Funny Mark Twain Quote

M Anthony — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 07:38:10 +0000

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain Post from: Inspirational Quotes - Home of the Motivational PostersFunny Mark Twain Quote Related posts: Mark Twain Quotes Inspirational Quote; Famous Baby [...]

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Muhammed Ali Quotes

M. Anthony — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 19:37:50 +0000

Inspirational Quote If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. - Muhammed Ali 50% off Unique Inspirational and Motivational Framed Art! Post from: Inspirational Quotes - Home of the Motivational PostersMuhammed Ali Quotes Related posts: Funny Ben Franklin Quotes Inspirational Morning Quote Albert Einstien on Helping [...]

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Funny Inspirational Quotes

M. Anthony — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 07:37:46 +0000

Inspirational Quote: Funny Inspirational Quotes A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Arthur McBride Bloch Imagine the smile on their face and feel the joy of giving with Send-A-Message inspiration Quotes inspirational quotefunnyblog Like this funny inspirational quote? Send-A-Message! or leave your own favorite funny quotes in the comments. Post [...]

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How to Link to Inspirational Quote

M. Anthony — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 07:38:33 +0000

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Inspirational Quote: Funny Quotes

M. Anthony — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 19:37:36 +0000

Inspirational Quote: Funny Inspirational Quotes The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. ~ Robert Graves Imagine the smile on their face and feel the joy of giving with Send-A-Message inspiration Quotes inspirational quotehumorblog Like this funny inspirational quote? [...]

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Inspirational Quote: Funny Love Quote

M. Anthony — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 07:37:25 +0000

Inspirational Quote: Funny Love Quote Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. ~ Albert Einstein Buy Flowers Online Now for Mother’s Day, May 8th and Save up to 55% Like [...]

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Funny Quote By Michael Caine

M. Anthony — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 07:38:02 +0000

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.- Michael Caine Post from: Inspirational Quotes - Home of the Motivational PostersFunny Quote By Michael Caine Related posts: Charles Dickens Quotes on Gratitude Funny Sports Quotes Funny Ben Franklin Quotes

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Funny Ben Franklin Quotes

M. Anthony — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 07:38:12 +0000

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. - Benjamin Franklin 50% off Unique Inspirational and Motivational Framed Art! Post from: Inspirational Quotes - Home of the Motivational PostersFunny Ben Franklin Quotes Hot Searches:awesome thank god its the weekend quotesthank god it\s the weekend quotesRelated posts: Quotes about Play Funny Inspirational Quote Funny Inspirational [...]

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Funny Astrological Signs Joke

M Anthony — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:37:33 +0000

How many members of your Sun sign does it take to change a light bulb? Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it? Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. Gemini: Two, but the job never gets [...]Related posts: Funny Inspirational [...]

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Funny Quotes On Skiing

M. Anthony — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:54:00 +0000

Funny Skiing Quote The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. - P.J. O'Rourke Like this Inspirational Quote? Send-A-Message | Free E-Cards! [...]Related posts: Short Funny Quotes From Portugal [...]

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Funny Inspirational Quote

M. Anthony — Sun, 05 Jun 2005 18:24:00 +0000

Funny Inspirational Quote Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And where there’s a way, then there’s usually a stop sign somewhere along the road. - Unknown inspiration Funny Quotes inspirational quote blog Like this Funny Inspirational Quote?? Send-A-Message! or leave your own favorite Funny Quotes in the comments. Post from: Inspirational Quotes - Home [...]

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