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Funny Ben Franklin Quotes

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. - Benjamin Franklin 50% off Unique Inspirational and Motivational Framed Art!

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Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
Barack Obama

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Muhammed Ali Quotes

Inspirational Quote If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. - Muhammed Ali 50% off Unique Inspirational and Motivational Framed Art!

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Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.
Benjamin Franklin

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Funny Inspirational Quotes

Inspirational Quote: Funny Inspirational Quotes A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Arthur McBride Bloch Imagine the smile on their face and feel the joy of giving with Send-A-Message inspiration Quotes inspirational quotefunnyblog Like this funny inspirational quote? Send-A-Message! or leave your own favorite funny quotes in the comments.

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The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.
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I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.
Henry David Thoreau

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Inspirational Quote: Funny Quotes

Inspirational Quote: Funny Inspirational Quotes The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. ~ Robert Graves Imagine the smile on their face and feel the joy of giving with Send-A-Message inspiration Quotes inspirational quotehumorblog Like this funny inspirational quote? Send-A-Message! or leave your [...]

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Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
Josh Billings

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Inspirational Quote: Funny Love Quote

Inspirational Quote: Funny Love Quote Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. ~ Albert Einstein Buy Flowers Online Now for Mother’s Day, May 8th and Save up to 55% Like this inspirational love quote? Use the New [...]

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People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Mary Pettibone Poole

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Funny Quote By Michael Caine

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.- Michael Caine Hot Searches:inspirational ocean sayingocean verses

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What we plant in the soil of contemplation, we shall reap in the harvest of action.
Meister Eckhart

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Funny Mothers Day Quote

Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.) I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you’re a [...]

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The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.
Vince Lombardi

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Johnny Carson Inspirational Quote

Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.  - Johnny Carson For more inspirational and motivational quotes, visit “Secrets of Abundance” Hot Searches:johnny carson inspirational quotesjohnny carson [...]

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If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

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Funny Football Quotes

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi Hot Searches:nike funny quotesNike slogan

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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Albert Einstein

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