Inspirational Quote; Famous Baby Quote Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. ~ Mark Twain Like this inspirational quote? Click below and email this inspirational quote to a friend.

I wonder whether they have rum and Coke in Heaven? Maybe it’s too mundane a pleasure, but I hope so — as a sundowner. Except, of course, the sun never goes down there. Oh, man, this heaven is going to take some getting used to.

In things pertaining to enthusiasm, no man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions.- Henry Ward Beecher

Inspirational Quote Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. -Mark Twain

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain