June 28, 2007

Dogs Love Babies

Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.


2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby.


3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the ‘Hugging’ process.


4. The “paw slide” …..simply slide paws around baby and prepare fo r possible close-up.

**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality.


Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of
your life!!!

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    May 5, 2005

    Inspirational Quote: Famous Love Quotes

    Inspirational Quote: Famous Love Quotes

    Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love
    How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics
    so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

    ~ Albert Einstein

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    February 9, 2005

    Inspirational Love Quote

    Inspirational Love QuoteHow do I love thee?
    Let me count the ways.

    I love thee to the depth
    and breadth
    and height
    My soul can reach,
    when feeling out of sight.
    For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
    I love thee to the level of everyday’s
    Most quiet need,
    by sun and candlelight.
    I love thee freely,
    as men strive for Right;
    I love thee purely,
    as they turn from Praise.
    I love thee with the passion
    put to use In my old griefs,
    and with my childhood’s faith.
    I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
    With my lost saints,
    –I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears,
    of all my life!
    –and, if God choose,
    I shall but love thee better after death.

    - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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