June 28, 2007
Dogs Love Babies
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the ‘Hugging’ process.
4. The “paw slide” …..simply slide paws around baby and prepare fo r possible close-up.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of
your life!!!
baby quotesfirst love quotesfunnyInspirational Quoteslaughter quoteslove quoteLove | Friendshipphotography quotesquotes on greatnessquotes on love
