November 2, 2007

Gandhi Quotes on War

What Difference Does It Make to the Dead,
the Orphans, and the Homeless,
Whether the Mad Destruction Is Wrought
under the Name of Totalitarianism
or the Holy Name of Liberty and Democracy?”

- Mahatma Gandhi

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    October 17, 2007

    Funny Astrological Signs Joke

    How many members of your Sun sign does it take to change a light bulb?

    Aries:  Just one.  You want to make something of it?
    Taurus:  One, but just “try” to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
    Gemini:  Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done.
    Cancer:  Just one.  But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
    Leo:  Leos don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they’re out.
    Virgo:  Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
    Libra:  Er, two.  Or maybe one.  No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
    Scorpio:  That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
    Sagittarius:  The sun is shining, the day is young and we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
    Capricorn:  I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
    Aquarius:  Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so…

    Pisces:  Light bulb?  What light bulb?

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    September 13, 2007

    Koran Quotes - Ramzan Quotes

    And keep up prayer in the two parts of the day and in the first hours of the night;
    surely good deeds take away evil deeds this is a reminder to the mindful.

    - The Holy Prophet 11.114



    And stay in your houses and do not display your finery
    like the displaying of the ignorance of yore;
    and keep up prayer, and pay the poor-rate,
    and obey Allah and His Apostle.
    Allah only desires to keep away the uncleanness from you,
    O people of the House! and to purify you a (thorough) purifying.

    – (The Clans 33.33)

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    Rosh Hashanah Quotes

    “So as we observe the state of the nation and the world, see their progress and their struggle, we can and we should observe the state of our own being. Not only in terms of how much more we are doing, observing and learning, but also in terms of how much more deeply and sensitively we are living.”

    - Rabbi David Lapin on Rosh Hashanah

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    July 25, 2007

    Mother and Daughter Quotes

    Suddenly, through birthing a daughter,
    a woman finds herself face to face not only with an infant,
    a little girl,
    a woman-to-be,
    but also with her own unresolved conflicts
    from the past and her hopes and dreams for the future….
    As though experiencing an earthquake,
    mothers of daughters may find their lives shifted,
    their deep feelings unearthed,
    the balance struck in all relationships once again off kilter.- Elizabeth Debold and Idelisse Malave

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    June 28, 2007

    Dogs Love Babies

    Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
    1. First, spy a baby.


    2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby.


    3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the ‘Hugging’ process.


    4. The “paw slide” …..simply slide paws around baby and prepare fo r possible close-up.

    **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.


    5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality.


    Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of
    your life!!!

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    May 9, 2007

    A Story of Gentleness and Heart

    A Story of Gentleness and Heart.
    Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal

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    by Naomi Shihab Nye

    After learning my flight was detained 4 hours, I heard the announcement: “If anyone in the vicinity of gate 4-A understands any Arabic, please come to the gate immediately.”

    Well — one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there.

    An older woman in full traditional Palestinian dress, just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing loudly. Help, said the flight service person. Talk to her. What is her problem? We told her the flight was going to be four hours late and she did this.

    I put my arm around her and spoke to her haltingly. Shu dow-a, shu-biduck habibti, stani stani schway, min fadlick, sho bit se-wee?

    The minute she heard my words she knew — however poorly used — she stopped crying. She thought our flight had been cancelled entirely. She needed to be in El Paso for some major medical treatment the following day.

    I said no, no, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late, who is picking you up? Let’s call him and tell him. We called her son and I spoke with him in English.

    I told him I would stay with his mother till we got on the plane and would ride next to her.

    She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of it.

    Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and found out of course they had ten shared friends. Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian poets I know and let them chat with her.

    This all took up about 2 hours. She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life. Answering questions.

    She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies — little powdered sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts — out of her bag and was offering them to all the women at the gate. To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the traveler from California, the lovely woman from Laredo — we were all covered with the same powdered sugar. And smiling. There are no better cookies.

    And then the airline broke out the free beverages from huge coolers — non-alcoholic — and the two little girls for our flight, one African-American, one Mexican-American — ran around serving us all apple juice and lemonade and they were covered with powdered sugar, too.

    And I noticed my new best friend — by now we were holding hands — had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing, with green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always carry a plant.

    Always stay rooted to somewhere.

    And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought, this is the world I want to live in. The shared world. Not a single person in this gate — once the crying of confusion stopped — has seemed apprehensive about any other person. They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women, too. This can still happen, anywhere.

    Not everything is lost.

    - Naomi Shihab Nye is an American poet of Palestinian background.

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    Funny Mothers Day Quote

    Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying.
    (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.)
    I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often.
    Usually it makes the kid laugh.
    Sometimes it sends him into shock.
    Either way it quiets him down.
    If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage.
    Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and
    he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time. 

    -P.J. O’Rourke

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    Mother’s Day Quotes by George Cooper

    Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,

    Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,

    Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,

    But only one mother the wide world over.

    - George Cooper

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    April 4, 2007

    Ability, Choice

    Inspirational Quotes on Ability, Choice

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    It is our choices… that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

    - J. K. Rowling

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