October 17, 2007
Funny Astrological Signs Joke
How many members of your Sun sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus:Â One, but just “try” to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini:Â Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done.
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo:Â Leos don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they’re out.
Virgo:Â Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Scorpio:Â That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius:Â The sun is shining, the day is young and we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Capricorn:Â I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius:Â Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so…
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?
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